Tamil Kadi Jokes Collection

1. Naaikku naalu kaal irukkalaam. Aana adhala LOCAL call, STD call, ISD call,
even MISSED call kooda panna mudiyathu!

2. Gangai aathula meen pidikkalaam…. Kavery aathula meen pidikkalaam .. aana
Iyer aathula meen pidikka mudiyuma?

3. Thiruvalluvar 1330 kural ezhidhirundhaalum , avarala oru kuralil thaan paesa
mudiyum

4. “Enna thaan un thalai suthinaalum, un mudhukai nee paakka mudiyumaa?”

5. Meen pidikiravana meenavan-nnu sollalam. Naai pidikiravana naaiavan- nnu
solla mudiyuma?

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NEVER ARGUE WITH A WOMAN

One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside cottage

after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not

familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She

motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet up, and begins to

read her book. The peace and solitude are magnificent.

Along comes a Fish and Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up

alongside the woman and says, “Good morning, Ma’am. What are you doing?”

“Reading a book,” she replies, (thinking “Isn’t that obvious?”).

“You’re in a Restricted Fishing Area,” he informs her.

“I’m sorry, officer, but I’m not fishing. I’m reading.”

“Yes, but I see you have all the equipment. For all I know you could

start at any moment. I’ll have to take you in and write you up.”

“If you do that, I’ll have to charge you with sexual assault,” says

the woman.

“But I haven’t even touched you,” says the Game Warden.

“That’s true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you

could start at any moment.”

“Have a nice day ma’am,” and he left.

MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It’s likely she can also

think. Send this to four women/girls who are thinkers. If you receive

this, you know you’re intelligent.

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Animal Jokes

Three handsome male dogs are walking down the street when they see a beautiful, enticing, female Poodle.

The three male dogs fall all over themselves in an effort to be the one to reach her first, but end up arriving in front of her at the same time.

The males are speechless before her beauty, slobbering on themselves and hoping for just a glance from her in return.

Aware of her charms and her obvious effect on the three suitors, she decides to be kind and tells them “The first one who can use the words “liver” and “cheese” together in an imaginative, intelligent sentence can go out with me.”

The sturdy, muscular black Lab speaks up quickly and says “I love liver and cheese.” “Oh, how childish,” said the Poodle. “That shows no imagination or intelligence whatsoever.”

She turned to the tall, shiny Golden Retriever and said “How well can you do?” “Ummmm…I HATE liver and cheese,” blurts the Golden Retriever. “My, my,” said the Poodle. “I guess it’s hopeless. That’s just as dumb as the Lab’s sentence.”

She then turns to the last of the three dogs and says, “How about you, little guy?” The last of the three, tiny in stature but big in fame and finesse, is the Taco Bell chihuahua.

He gives her a smile, a sly wink, turns to the Golden Retriever and the Lab and says???????

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Joke

A man lying on his deathbed called to him, his lawyer, his doctor, and his pastor. “I am going to die tonight,” and I want to prove that when you go to heaven you can take it all with you.

So to my three most trusted friends, you three of course, I am leaving 50,000 dollars in these envelopes. When I die you must come to my funeral and put the envelopes in my coffin with me.” The man handed the three men identical envelopes.

A day later they each received news that, that night the old man had died . So each knew they must go to his funeral and fulfill his death wish.

Thanks to: Allison Rand

How Was I Born?

DADDY! HOW WAS I BORN?” Junior asks his dad,

His dad, who is a software engineer sighs and replies,
“Ah, my son, I guess one day you would have to find out anyway!”

“Well, I saw your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on MSN. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither
one of us had used a firewall, but it was too late to hit the delete button.”

“Six weeks later your mom sent me an instant message
saying that her operating system was showing signs of unauthorized program activity from a self extracting file which had implanted in her BIOS. Then nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared and said:

You’ve Got Male’!”

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